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Hey you know we should start figuring out

我们应该开始想想

what to do with chestnut this winter

这个冬天怎么安置栗宝

now that it's already peak condom dropping season.

现在已经到了乱扔避孕套的高峰时节

You're right chestnut is the most important thing.

你说得对 栗宝是最重要的事情

But more importantly what do you think

但更重要的是 你觉得

Of this vintage sweater I chose for my datewith Andy?

我为今天约会特意选择的毛衣如何啊

It's nice.

还不错

But won't it be hard to pull off over your head in the cab?

但激情时 这衣服在计程车里难脱吧

I'm assuming you'll do it in a cab.

我假设你们会在计程车里开搞

Max it's a first date. That's not appropriate.

麦克斯 我们才第一次约会 不合适吧

Is it?

会吗

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I mean I've never dated poor.

我从来没跟穷人约过会

What is acceptable on a first date?

初次约会那些事是可以接受的啊

Well I'm pretty classy so anal?

我很优雅的肛交吧

I'm not that poor.

我还没穷到那个地步

Well you better give him something to keep him interested

你最好给他点甜头 留住他

because he owns a candy store

因为那家伙有一家糖果店

and I want free candy forever.

而老娘想一辈子都有免费糖果吃

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There he is.

他来了

Can you bring him out in the yard

你能把他带到后院吗

so he can see me in my sweater next to my horse?

让他看到我穿着这身站在我的马旁

Okay freak.

没问题 怪人

But next time a guy comes knocking for me

不过下次有男人敲门找我

you have to take him to my bedroom

你要把他带进我的卧室

so he can see me in my slayer shirt

好让他看见我穿着杀手乐队t恤

next to my glo worm filled with pot.

躺在我塞满大麻的虫虫公仔旁边

Hello sir I'm here to pick up your daughter.

你好 先生 我是来接您女儿的

And what exactly are your intentions?

你要接她去干嘛

I don't know.

不知道

Maybe take her on a romantic hayride

或许带她去来一次浪漫的夜游

knock her out with chloroform

然后用氯仿弄晕她

iPad and sell her kidney for a new iPad.

拿她的肾脏卖钱买新

Son!

好小伙啊

Come outside.

来后院吧

Miss Channing wants you to see her looking like the girl

钱宁小姐想让自己看起来像是

who got cut from the J.Crew catalog for being too white.

因肤色过白 而被踢出白人购物目录的女模特

Miss Channing? Max whoa whoa whoa wait.

钱宁小姐 麦克斯 慢着

Caroline is Caroline Channing Caroline Channing?

卡洛琳就是那个卡洛琳·钱宁吗

Yeah she used to be a billio

对啊 她以前是个亿万千金

but now all her money is in here.

但现在她所有的钱都在这里

Oh wait some of these are buttons.

不对 里面有些是纽扣

Oh. Okay.

好吧

Yeah I just thought she was a regular Williams burg girl.

我还以为她只是一个普通的威廉斯堡姑娘

No. She doesn't try that hard.

不 她还没这么堕落

And I was wrong.

看来我低估了她

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Oh hi. I didn't hear you knock.

你好啊 刚没听到你敲门

Well you two have a good time.

你们俩好好玩

And young man if you don't swing by your store

年轻人 如果你不顺便从你的店

and bring me some pixie sticks

给我带点精灵糖条

you'll never see my little girl again.

下次就别想再见到我乖女儿

Way ahead of you.

早想到了

Yes!

太棒了

Yeah definitely anal.

没错 绝对要肛交

英语生词积累

peak [pik] 山峰;最高点;尖端

It's always crowded at peak times

高峰期总是非常拥挤。

condom [ˈkɒndɒm] 避孕套，保险套

I should have worn a condom.

我那时该带个安全套。

pull off 拉开;脱去

Pull off your wet clothes and let me dry them over the fire.

快点脱下你的湿衣服，让我在炉火上为你烘干。

anal [ˈenəl]肛门的;直肠的;肛交

The best bar to go to the hospital to seeif the anal fissure is a significant need for treatment.

最好去医院看看吧，如果肛门裂的很大还是需要治疗的。

kidney [ˈkɪdni] 肾，肾脏

He had kidney stones.

他有肾结石。

stick [stɪk] 棍棒，棍枝;枝条

I'dbeen growing under father and mother's stick!

我的成长是在所谓的父母的棍棒下走过来的

swing [swɪŋ] 使旋转；挥舞

It can climb to the top of the cage, It can swing on the rope.

它能爬到笼的顶，它能在绳上摇摆。