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THE PLAYOFFS ARE SET

季后赛对阵已经新鲜出炉了!

Western Conference:

1 Houston Rockets vs 8 Minnesota Timberwolves

2 Golden State Warriors vs 7 San Antonio Spurs

3 Portland Trail Blazers vs 6 New Orleans Pelicans

4 Oklahoma City Thunder vs 5 Utah Jazz

Eastern Conference:

1 Toronto Raptors vs 8 Washington Wizards

2 Boston Celtics vs 7 Milwaukee Bucks

3 Philadelphia 76ers vs 6 Miami Heat

4 Cleveland Cavaliers vs 5 Indiana Pacers

西部:

火箭 vs 森林狼

勇士 vs 马刺

开拓者 vs 鹈鹕

雷霆 vs 爵士

东部:

猛龙 vs 奇才

凯尔特人 vs 雄鹿

76人 vs 热火

骑士 vs 步行者

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[–]NBAEagle20_Fox2 423 指標 23小時前

Raptors vs Wizards has NBA TV written all over it.

猛龙打奇才肯定要上NBA全美直播了。

[–]Raptorsrealsomalipirate 224 指標 23小時前

If there was ever an NBA TV 2, we would be on there

猛龙球迷:我龙去哪我去哪。

[–][OKC] Alex AbrinesrSlashPeer 10 指標 18小時前

I so wanted Celtics Wizards V2

雷霆球迷:我想看凯尔特人和奇才的续集。

[–][OKC] Alex AbrinesrSlashPeer 21 指標 16小時前

Oh cmon, that was probably the best series last year.

It went to 7 games.

The funeral games

雷霆球迷:我觉得这组对决可能是上赛季最好看的对决了。

第一, 他们打了七场比赛。

第二, 还有关于葬礼仪式的梗。

[–]WizardsPhineas_Godwinn 9 指標 15小時前

Raptors are traditionally under performers and wizards are over performers. This could be a good serious honestly (although I’m not expecting much out of the wizards)

奇才球迷:猛龙一直有低于预期的表现而奇才一直有超乎预期的表现,这会成为一组精彩的较量的(尽管实际上我对于奇才的表现不会期待太高)

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[–]ThunderYuber20 959 指標 23小時前

Thunder are the 4th seed like early predictions had us all along.........definitely never doubted it for a second

雷霆球迷:雷霆和之前我们预测的一样都是第四……我们从来没怀疑过自己的球队以及自己获得的名次。

[–]Trail Blazerspostbyproxy 411 指標 22小時前

Didn't you guys go from almost missing the playoffs to being the 4th seed in like 2 days?

开拓者球迷:哦?是吗?你们不是前两天还在担心进不了季后赛嘛?况且你们球队不是刚刚从进不了季后赛的深渊里爬出来吗?

[–]ThunderYuber20 885 指標 23小時前

You raise an interesting point, however I will disregard your point and any supportive evidence and say no

雷霆球迷:你提出了一个很有趣的观点,但是我会无视你的观点和相关证据,因为我——根本听不见!

[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyAnti_Thon 575 指標 22 小時前

BRING IT ON UTAH. OKC NIGHTLIFE IS WORSE THAN YOURS.

雷霆球迷:说实话还是去犹他打球吧,俄克拉荷马的夜生活比犹他的还烂。

[–][OKC] Hasheem ThabeetTheJoshTipton 84 指標 22 小時前

OKC HAS A NIGHTLIFE?

雷霆球迷:啥?俄城还有夜生活?

[–]Thunderselddir_ 119 指標 22 小時前

BASKETBALL LIFE IS BETTER THO

雷霆球迷:俄城篮球生活比他们的好。

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[–][LAL] Julius Randlethel3g3ndaryk 422 指標 22 小時前

Lmao watch Kawhi come out of nowhere to get his revenge on Zaza

湖人球迷:说不定莱昂纳德就复出了,然后去找扎扎报仇。

[–]ThunderStacheAdams- 179 指標 22 小時前

He doesn’t even have to suit up and play, just rush the court and undercut him when he goes up for a rebound.

雷霆球迷:他甚至都不需要穿上衣服打球,只要突然从替补席跑到球场上然后再扎扎抢篮板的时候给他垫上一脚。

[–]Spursincanick 162 指標 22 小時前

I don't know if you've seen zazs jump but uh... I'm pretty sure my vertical is higher

马刺球迷:兄弟我不知道你看没看过扎扎起跳……但是我很确定我跳得比他高。

[–]SunsNBAfan10100 423 指標 22 小時前

This really could not have worked out better for the Warriors. Without Curry and they get to play a kawhi-less spurs in the first round instead of a healthy twolves. Then either portland or pelicans without Cousins. They’d also only have to play one of OKC/Houston, probably their toughest matchups, instead of having to go through both. In a year where the West really geared up to face them, they might have the easier road than the 1 seed. There should be some great series in here, but I'm focusing on the Warriors because they're the defending champions

太阳球迷:这结果对于勇士来说不能更好了,他们第一轮没有库里的时候打没有莱昂纳德的马刺而不是全员健康的森林狼,然后他们打开拓者或者是没有考辛斯的鹈鹕,然后他们只需要打雷霆或者火箭其中一支球队,要知道勇士打这两支球队都很难打,在这一年里整个西部都上紧发条想打他们,他们获得了比赢得一号种子更好的赛程,应该会有一些很激烈的系列赛,但是我专注于勇士毕竟他们是卫冕冠军。

[–]Trail Blazersbroccolibush42 142 指標 22 小時前

I was hoping the Thunder would drop to the 7 seed. They are the best team equipped to knock the Warriors out of the first round in the lower seeds, and the Thunder are a far more favorable matchup for us in the 2nd round than the Warriors are. Gotta get to the 2nd round in the first place though, so on to NOP

开拓者球迷:我真的希望雷霆掉到第七,他们是西部五到八名里最适合狙击勇士的球队,如果他们掉到第七或许我们就不需要在第二轮面对勇士了,但是现在还是专注第一轮吧,鹈鹕我们来了!

[–]Cavaliersneyvit1 94 指標 22 小時前

No team has had better luck with seeding/injuries than Warriors the past few years. It's actually kinda crazy. In 2015, wasn't it like every opposing starting PG was out for all 4 series?

骑士球迷:我觉得过去几年没有人比勇士更幸运了,这听起来有点疯狂,但是在2015年勇士夺冠那一年,他们的四轮季后赛每一轮对面的主力控卫都受伤了。

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[–]Netsbeerusarus 900 指標 1 天前

ahh the yearly CLE vs IND

篮网球迷:所以我们又可以看步行者打骑士了嘛?

[–]Heataggressive_serve 63 指標 1 天前

You mean the yearly LeBron vs IND

热火球迷:实际上是勒布朗-詹姆斯大战印第安纳步行者。

[–]Celticssupes1 195 指標 1 天前

Pacers blow away everyone's preseason expectations, and are gifted with LeBron in the first round. Tough draw.

凯尔特人球迷:步行者本赛季真的让所有人大跌眼镜啊,但是他们首轮就要面对勒布朗带领的天赋队……真的是太难了。

[–][DET] Reggie Bullockkick_dicker 43 指標 1 天前

And Lance gets to blow in LeBron's ear again!

活塞球迷:又可以看到师弟吹詹了!

[–]Wizardslivefreeordont 521 指標 1 天前

Cavaliers sweep. Margin of victory for the series a total of 4 points

奇才球迷:骑士的确横扫了不错,但是这轮系列赛他们一共也就赢了四分吧。

[–][CLE] Kyle Korverdaveed1297 101 指標 1 天前

I don't think so. Last year PG played out of his fucking mind. I have a feeling this will be a more normal Cavs sweep of the east.

骑士球迷:我不这么觉得,上个赛季乔治超常发挥了,我感觉今年又是骑士的花式吊打赛季。

[–]ThunderYour_Personal_Jesus 285 指標 1 天前

How dare you disrespect KING OLA3IPO OF WAKANDA

雷霆粉丝:敢对我们瓦坎达的国王奥拉迪波不敬?跪下!

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardIsaac3hrler 67 指標 1 天前

马刺球迷:图来咯!

[–]PacersTheColtOfPersonality 339 指標 1 天前

The best part about facing the team that swept you in the playoffs last year? You can’t get a worse record this year when you play them

步行者球迷:季后赛最美妙的对决永远都是面对上赛季横扫你们的球队,毕竟打得不可能比这个还差了。

[–][ATL] Rasheed WallaceFalconsHawksBulldogs 60 指標 1 天前

Getting swept again isn't so fun though.

老鹰球迷:说实话,被横扫两次并不有趣。

[–]PacersMicasan1 327 指標 1 天前

So we were meant to be outside favourites in the tank race, instead we shocked everyone and comfortably got in the playoffs to get....lebron and the cavs!

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic

步行者球迷:之前我们可是被认为是要加入摆烂大军的球队啊,但是我们震惊了全联盟并且成功杀入季后赛,打得还是勒布朗和他的皇家骑士团……

太美妙了!

[–][DET] Bill LaimbeerRexWM 105 指標 1 天前

Yes, but have you considered Victor Oladipo?

活塞球迷:是的,但是你考虑过奥拉迪波的感受?

[–]klawhileonard 514 指標 1 天前

Lebron prepping to collect the annual mortgage payment at Bankers Life Fieldhouse

勒布朗又开始一年一度的讨债之旅了。

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[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmporowdy2009 490 指標 1 天前

Boston is gonna embarrass the shit out of us I feel

雄鹿球迷:我感觉凯尔特人能够狠狠羞辱我鹿。

[–][HOU] Patrick Beverley-Tell_me_about_it- 392 指標 1 天前

Bucks in 6

火箭球迷:雄鹿六场解决战斗。

(注:2013年季后赛雄鹿对阵热火,当时雄鹿球员詹宁斯赛前表示六场解决热火,随后被热火横扫)

[–]Heatdont_wear_a_C 134 指標 1 天前

May this meme live on forever

热火:我觉得这个梗可能会永远流传下去。

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmporowdy2009 105 指標 1 天前

Boston has looked fine even without Kyrie. Stevens coaching is just legit.

雄鹿球迷:凯尔特人在没有欧文的情况下依旧不错,史蒂文斯教练真的厉害。

[–]CelticsSquimJim 159 指標 1 天前

Maine Red Claws Super Terrific Undefeated Death Lineup:

PG. Shane Larkin

SG. Jabari Bird

SF. Abdul Nader

PF. Guershon Yabusele

C. Aron Baynes

Bucks Beware!!!

凯尔特人球迷:我将派出我们红衣主教绝命死亡阵容:

控卫:肖恩-拉金

分位:贾巴里-伯德

小前锋:阿卜杜勒-纳迪尔

大前锋:亚布莱塞

中锋:阿隆-贝恩斯

小鹿们颤抖吧!

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[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanDellyHasAShoeDeal 187 指標 1 天前

The whole country of Canada is going to burn everything to the ground when they find out they're going to be on NBA TV even though they got the 1 seed.

骑士球迷:当整个加拿大球迷发现自己在全美转播的平台时,他们的热情会烧毁一切,即使他们是头号种子。

[–]Wizardslivefreeordont 235 指標 1 天前

1 vs 8 could be the best or worst series

奇才球迷:第一打第八是最好的系列赛或者是最差的系列赛。

[–]RaptorsAprilsMostAmazing 136 指標 1 天前

if everyone shows up for both teams it's good, if they don't its gonna be ugly but best series gonna be 76ers vs heat most likely

猛龙球迷:如果每个人都为球队打出好的表现就非常棒,但是如果不是的话就会变得非常丑陋,但是我觉得最佳系列赛应该是76人对阵热火。

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 84 指標 1 天前

Toronto has the toughest road to the finals.

猛龙球迷:多伦多人……通往总决赛最艰难的路。

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 155 指標 1 天前

Best season in franchise history?

Get screwed with playoff matchups?

Yup sounds toronto sports enough for me

猛龙球迷:历史最佳战绩?季后赛被弄得半死?多伦多体育了解一下。

[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonDobeTT 72 指標 1 天前

Losing the last game of the season that would have given us 60 is also extremely toronto sports

猛龙球迷:输掉最后一场比赛然后没能拿到60胜,可以这很猛龙。

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